I stand with my left hand on a handmade handstand and paint hundreds of layers of nail varnish on my left finger nails while chatting about what I’m doing, Polish Mountain YouTube videos, wasting time, pointless labour, privilege and opportunity. I require audience members to pass me tiny, thin unbalanced plinths holding the nail varnish pots and hold them steady while I open each pot with one hand.
Photo credits: thanks Ellen Kenyon-Peers and Xina Graham-Vannais
